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orestte
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Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:40 pm Posts: 1661 Location: Iasi -Romania
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bancuri...bune
Care e asemanarea intre Rihanna si o dacie?
Amandoua fac : "ram papapam ram papapam"
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Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:08 am |
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Dragos
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:34 pm Posts: 462
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Re: bancuri...bune
Diferenta e ca,la dacie daca-i faci un avans obtii un vruuummm rihanei daca-i faci un avans obtii o 8-> o:
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Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:46 pm |
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orestte
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Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:40 pm Posts: 1661 Location: Iasi -Romania
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Re: bancuri...bune
"Un mesaj pentru toate fetele care spun ca barbatii sunt toti la fel ! Cine te'a pus sa ii incerci pe toti.."
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:13 pm |
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vapi
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:53 pm Posts: 230
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Re: bancuri...bune
Un mesaj pentru toate fetele.... "Daca de la prima intalnire baiatul iti stie culoarea ochilor inseamna ca ai sanii mici."
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:17 pm |
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orestte
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Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:40 pm Posts: 1661 Location: Iasi -Romania
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Re: bancuri...bune
tare asta
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:31 pm |
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prozatos
Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:18 pm Posts: 1
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Re: bancuri...bune
Doi politişti (unul mai bătrân, celălalt mai tânăr) stăteau cu radarul palmaţi, când văd venind tare un Jeepan: - Bă ce tare vine asta, zise ăla mai bătrân. - Cu cât vine? întreabă ăla mai tânăr - Cam cu 200 de euro.!!!!
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:54 pm |
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oktane
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:36 pm Posts: 125 Location: Iasi
Moto: Sherco 4.5i
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Re: bancuri...bune
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:03 pm |
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Dragos
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:34 pm Posts: 462
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Re: bancuri...bune
Cum îti dai seama ca o blonda s-a jucat la computer? Pe joystick sunt urme de ruj.
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:49 pm |
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vapi
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:53 pm Posts: 230
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Re: bancuri...bune
Sotia catre sot: - Ai gasit vreodata barbati straini la noi in sifonier? Sotul: Nu, toti erau romani.
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Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:40 pm |
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Dragos
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:34 pm Posts: 462
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Re: bancuri...bune
Un tip beat mort intra intr-un bar, si dupa ce se izbeste de cativa clienti in drum spre tejghea, se opreste in fata unei perechi si ragaie. Sotul, indignat, zbiara la el: - Cum indraznesti sa ragai inaintea sotiei mele?! - Vai, imi cer scuze, raspunde betivul. N-am stiut ca era randul dumneaei.
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