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Care e asemanarea intre Rihanna si o dacie?

Amandoua fac : "ram papapam ram papapam"

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Diferenta e ca,la dacie daca-i faci un avans obtii un vruuummm rihanei daca-i faci un avans obtii o 8-> o:


Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:46 pm
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"Un mesaj pentru toate fetele care spun ca barbatii sunt toti la fel ! Cine te'a pus sa ii incerci pe toti.."

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Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:13 pm
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Un mesaj pentru toate fetele....
"Daca de la prima intalnire baiatul iti stie culoarea ochilor inseamna ca ai sanii mici."


Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:17 pm
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vapi wrote:
Un mesaj pentru toate fetele....
"Daca de la prima intalnire baiatul iti stie culoarea ochilor inseamna ca ai sanii mici."


:lol: tare asta

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Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:31 pm
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Doi politişti (unul mai bătrân, celălalt mai tânăr) stăteau cu radarul palmaţi, când văd venind tare un Jeepan:
- Bă ce tare vine asta, zise ăla mai bătrân.
- Cu cât vine? întreabă ăla mai tânăr
- Cam cu 200 de euro.!!!!


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdBQbj_6MvM

:lol:

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Cum îti dai seama ca o blonda s-a jucat la computer?
Pe joystick sunt urme de ruj.


Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:49 pm
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Sotia catre sot: - Ai gasit vreodata barbati straini la noi in sifonier?
Sotul: Nu, toti erau romani.


Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:40 pm
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Un tip beat mort intra intr-un bar, si dupa ce se izbeste de cativa
clienti in drum spre tejghea, se opreste in fata unei perechi si
ragaie. Sotul, indignat, zbiara la el:
- Cum indraznesti sa ragai inaintea sotiei mele?!
- Vai, imi cer scuze, raspunde betivul. N-am stiut ca era randul dumneaei.


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